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it’s so weird that harry potter took place in the 90’s

space jam was being filmed while voldemort was taking over the wizarding world

come on and slam and welcome to azkaban

You can’t really force someone to love themselves for how they are; they’re always going to find their flaws. You can support them and say whatever you want to say to cheer them up, but in reality, it’s their mentality that will cause them to believe that maybe they’re not as bad as they believe themselves to be. To make this shorter than I would actually allow it to be when it comes to rants, don’t tell people they’re perfect because they’re not. No one will ever be perfect. Harsh reality is that there’s always room for improvement and there’s nothing wrong with that because people want to become better; they want some sort of goal to work towards. Unless it affects their well-being or does more harm than good to others, let them do what they want to do with their lives. People want the truth even though it sometimes isn’t what they want to hear. Don’t heavily sugar-coat anything and just say what’s on your mind. In the end, it’s their path, not yours. You are only entitled to an opinion and that’s it.




robots who are really bad at math and when people are like “shouldnt you be good at math since you’re a computer” and the robot is just like “shouldnt you be an expert in biology since you’re made of cells”

I can’t wait till AI tech reaches the point of sass.



Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.



imagine actually making this scene. i bet the director said to the writers “ok. i want you all to imagine the most random assassination scenario ever.”


Just look at how his boobs jiggle

Someone forgot their sport bra that day…



We’re all born with scars. From the moment we open our eyes and look at the world we are wounded, and we all share that same mark.


if anyone wants me to explain what an ‘anticlimax’ is, i’ll show them this text post

(Source: tarnak-amatron)


When your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end.